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European Vacation
by
Sheila Jennings
with contributions from Danny Jennings



Saturday, June 18, 2005 6:10 pm
We started from home about 9:00 am and it did not take us long to arrive at Joe and Christie’s. Amazingly, everything fit in their car. We stopped in Rome (Georgia) and had lunch. We’ve made it through all the security at Atlanta Airport and now we’re waiting for them to start boarding the flight. Here’s hoping our nine-hour flight goes quickly and we are able to sleep through most of it.


Sunday, June 19, 2005 6:53 pm
Well, we’ve managed to lose 6 hours, but we found our hotel. We finally landed after a very long flight. We had to show our passports in the Rome airport (We got our first stamp!?) and then find our luggage in baggage claim. When we arrived, we were not sure how all of us and our luggage were going to make it to our hotel: The Starhotel Michelangelo. After talking to a man at an information desk, the plan was to catch a train, then a bus, then walk more than a hundred yards all while carrying our luggage. This didn’t seem like the best plan, so we sought another solution. We ended up taking a Mercedes minibus (van). It got all of us and our luggage to the hotel for the bargain price of 80 euros for the four of us. What surprised me was that we made it in one piece. At several points during our taxi ride, I wasn’t sure that would be the case. Everybody drives like maniacs here. I’m glad there are no SUV’s! They could do some real damage and I feel certain we’d all be dead. The driver cut people off, went into other’s driver’s lanes, passed people in oncoming traffic, and drove like he was on fire from the time we left the airport. It was terrifying, but he was not the only crazy one. It was complete chaos! People just parked their cars any old way (and had dents and missing parts to prove it). There are no lanes – which encourages the Romans to cram as many cars and motorcycles as possible into every square inch of road.

The hotel is great. We rested a while and then went in search of food. We found a place near our hotel that served nuked pizza (yuck), but it kept us alive. Exploration of our surroundings was our next mission. Our hotel is one block from St. Peter’s and we “Romed” around in the square. We saw the Papal apartments, the fountains, and the statues. After wandering through souvenir shops, we found a market place just outside the square. It was about to storm and we headed back to the hotel. Rain started coming down, but we made it back before it started to pour. I’m still in disbelief! We are actually in a foreign country, although it does seem more believable when you turn the television on. Tomorrow – Naples and Pompeii

Monday, June 20, 2005 11:53pm

Whew, this is the first time we’ve stopped since early this morning. I did not sleep well and look forward to a good night’s rest tonight. We ate breakfast at the hotel and then a taxi took us to our bus. Again, I’m amazed we made it alive! The bus took us through Naples (Napoli as the natives call it). The Royal Palace, an abbey I can’t remember the name of, Mt. Vesuvius, the Isle of Capri, and the Mediterranean Sea were among the sights. From Naples we made our way to Pompeii and closer to Mt. Vesuvius. We had lunch (which was wonderful) and then toured the ruins. I was stunned by the massiveness of the excavation. The mosaics, as well as the architecture and ingenuity of the people from the 1st century B.C., were phenomenal. The shops had sliding doors. They had running water (hot and cold) through a lead pipe system. Amazing tables, pots, floors, paintings, sculptures, homes, and baths are further evidence of their resourcefulness. All of these were destroyed, but preserved by the still active Mt. Vesuvius. It was eerie to see the casts of its victims preserved in death. We left Pompeii a little after five and had a couple of stops: one to pick up more passengers and one for a bathroom break at a service area. (Why are all the restrooms in the basement?) We headed back to our hotel with a busload of people. We were the next to the last passengers to be dropped off, which was great. We got to see a lot of the city such as: several fountains, the Republique Piazza, the Forum, and the Coliseum, all with a giant full moon to light it. Wow, what a view! After arriving at the hotel at 15 ‘til 10, we changed clothes and were right back out. Dinner was our first priority. Then we walked to St. Peter’s Square. It was beautiful at night. Again, that full moon was an amazing backdrop. Surprisingly, there were several people still milling about. Tomorrow we hope to attend mass at St. Peter’s.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005 11:15 am

Crap! I forgot to turn our alarm clock on. I set it and everything. Joe and Christie’s phone call woke us up about 10 after 8. We made it down by 8:30 and had breakfast. We walked to the square and attended mass at St. Peter’s. I could hardly believe how grand everything was. It is 13 stories without the dome. I attended mass at St. Peter’s. I’m not even Catholic and everything was in Italian, but it was still amazing. We had all dressed up for the service and headed back to the hotel to change and get something to drink. We are going to take in a few of the sights in a while. Tonight we meet our tour guide & group and have dinner. Ciao for now!

Tuesday, June 21, 2005 9:17 pm

Wow, did we ever take in some of the sights. Outside the Victor Emmanuel Monument, we took pictures with Roman soldiers. They tried to scam us out of 10 euros, but we said no way. We saw the Pantheon, Trevi Fountain (where we threw in our coins), and the Spanish Steps. We had lunch at the Hard Rock Café and it was quite possibly the best burger I’ve ever had. We walked back to the hotel and were able to take pictures of the Castel San Angelo. It served as a home for popes during the Renaissance. Try to put your mind around the fact that everything around us is 2,000 years old, give or take a hundred. Unbelievable!

We rested in our hotel until 6:00, where we met our guide and left for dinner. The transportation is comfortable for a change. While on our way to the restaurant, we saw the island where Rome was first established (which is a hospital now). We saw the church where the Pope is also the Bishop. We passed by the Sacred Stairs which is rumored to be where Jesus walked up to be judged by Pilate. We also saw a pyramid and some ruins, but I can’t remember all the details. It seems everything we look at is a ruin with historical significance. The architecture just boggles the mind and it’s everywhere you look. At dinner we had five courses, a bottomless supply of drinks, and entertainment. It was great. I’m glad we at least got to see St. Peter’s today because it will be closed tomorrow. Danny and I didn’t take pictures, but Joe and Christie did. It is closed because the Pope will be speaking in the square and we’ll get to see him. Our tour guide, Vanda, has a wonderful wittiness about her.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005 8:10 pm

We were awake and down to breakfast by 6:30 and left the hotel at 7:15. Our bus driver is Domenico. He seems to be better than the other crazy Italian drivers. This has been the most absolutely awesome day. We found out St. Peter’s would be closed, but would reopen after the Pope’s appearance. (There’ll be more about this later). Throughout the Vatican Museum there are the most exquisite tapestries, mosaics, and statues. Even the bookcases are works of art. The Sistine Chapel was the next stop. My description here could not do it justice, so I won’t even try. Michelangelo has a wicked sense of humor. One man was complaining about the nakedness of the subjects in The Last Judgment. Michelangelo put the complainer’s face on one of the subjects in hell, gave him ass’s ears, and used a snake to cover his nakedness. The snake just happened to be wrapped around him and biting his unmentionables. Ha, ha, ha! When the complainer went to the Pope to ask him to do something about Michelangelo and the new addition to The Last Judgment, he said, “Sorry, if you were in purgatory I could help you, but hell I just can’t do anything about.” Even today that is how you will find the complainer in the lower right-hand corner of the wall – ears, snake, and all. At the end of the Sistine Chapel, a door opened and we were able to get a small glimpse of the Pope’s private quarters. The Sistine Chapel is the room in which the cardinals elect the Pope and the ballots are burned.

After walking down the spiral ramp staircase thing, we walked to St. Peter’s Square. Here we saw the Pope and were blessed by him. How cool is that! I saw the POPE in person!! Granted, he didn’t take an audience with me or anything, but it was still awesome. We loaded the bus and headed to Ancient Rome. We saw the 7 hills Rome was founded on, the Palatine ruins, the Forum, and the Coliseum. It was amazing to see where the gladiators entered, where the emperor sat, and where the senators sat. The gladiators fought wild animals in the morning and other gladiators in the afternoon. This occurred 300 days a year for 500 years. Just imagine the lives that were lost while the crowds looked on and cheered. Unbelievable!

Our group arrived back at the hotel, but we did not stay long. We went out for a quick lunch and then back to the hotel to change clothes. Since we had already seen most of the highlights, we did not join the optional tour at 4:00. Instead we went to St. Peter’s Basilica and climbed 320 steps in 95 degree weather to the top of the dome. The trip up the dome was miserable. It was a narrow, winding, slanted journey and did I mention it was 95 degrees. We also had to wear appropriate clothing for the basilica – so we were not wearing our coolest gear. However, the view from the top was worth my near-death experience. I hope the panoramic pictures turn out because it was just a stunning view. We saw the Coliseum, the Victor Emmanuel Building, the Castel San Angelo, and our hotel. As we came down from the dome, there was a balcony inside which gave you a bird’s eye view of the inside of the basilica. John Paul II and Saint Peter are entombed in the grottoes, which is where we headed next. There was a pretty long line and the guards rushed everyone through, but I managed to take a couple of pictures. We were able to wander through the basilica where they were having mass in the main hall. We saw the see-through glass tombs (gross!) of a couple of the former popes. Anyway, after all this we were ready to change clothes and eat. We went out to dinner at La Pilotta (which is a big bowl for soup). This was our second time there and we loved it again: good food, good attitude, and good service. I have to quit writing so I can take a bath and start packing. Tomorrow – ciao, Roma and biongiorno, Firenze!

Thursday, June 23, 2005 11:00 pm

Today was another action-packed day – up at 6:00, breakfast and luggage out by 6:30, leave by 7:30. We traveled through Tuscany with rich farmland, olive trees, sunflowers (large, beautiful fields full of them), abandoned farmhouses, and magnificent cities and villages (which were centuries old and contained an irrigation system) built right on top of hills. Vanda explained that the farmhouses were abandoned because the current generation and their parents felt it beneath them to work the farm. They want initials after their names and import Romanians to work the fields. The journey today was truly beautiful countryside. We were near where St. Frances was born and where the legend of Pinocchio originated. We arrived in Florence about 11:00 am, after stopping at a service area. The service areas are like our rest areas, but they have a convenience store and a gas station there, too. After eating a quick and horrid lunch, we were able to look around a bit. Our guide met us at The Academy of Fine Art, where we saw Michelangelo’s David. I was once again stunned. It is absolutely magnificent. There are details you just don’t get in the pictures. He is 15 feet high and weighs 12, 000 pounds. And yet, Michelangelo managed to keep him balanced perfectly. He is shown right before his battle with Goliath, which was revolutionary at the time. Michelangelo learned to sculpt the human body by dissecting the human body. Morbid? Yes, but his research is evident in the details: veins in the neck, legs, arms, hands, and feet, tendons in the knees, details in the fingers and toes, and the muscles throughout the body. David’s hands are too large to be in proportion, but Michelangelo did that to celebrate his victory. He also felt David would have needed big hands to use the stone and sling. From the back, you can see David is holding the stone and sling ready to attack. A small log is used behind his right leg to balance the massiveness of the statue. He is in a counter-balance stance: right side still and left side active. The marble Michelangelo used had been started and then rejected by 2 other sculptors. He completed David after 2 years, when he was in his twenties. I completely understand why it is the most famous statue and am so thankful I had the opportunity to see it in person.

After the Academy of Fine Arts, we visited the Cathedral and St. John’s Baptistery. It uses three colors of marble to represent faith, hope, and charity. Its Gothic style is evident and it is beautiful inside and out. We also visited St. Croce Church and the tombs of Michelangelo, Galileo, Machiavelli, and Dante. However, Dante is not buried in his. He was exiled and later died in another town, which is where he is buried. Evidently, the feud over the body is still going on today, much to the Florentine’s embarrassment. While in Florence, I was able to score an amazing, hand-stitched leather purse and Danny picked up some Ferrari gear.

We were booted out of our hotel in Florence (known for leather, art, and gold, but not hospitality evidently) and headed to Montecatini. Some big-shot fashion show and St. John’s Day had Florence packed out and we were not impressed with Montecatini initially. Our room was terrible with soaking wet carpet, a leaking ceiling (through a light I might add), and a broken air conditioner. The manager (who I will refer to as the jerk hereafter), was terrible about the whole thing and tried his best to ignore us. The jerk sent a maid, but all she did was throw down some towels, speak Italian (which I still don’t understand), and leave. She came back, looked at it some more, and left again. I went down to talk to the jerk who said he could do nothing for us. I asked and finally got Vanda’s room number. I called her, explained the situation, and she started to work on it. In the meantime, the jerk comes up to our room and tells us we are stuck with the room and the room temperature is just a matter of what you are used to. I explained our friends next door have a room a little cooler than hell, but he still was dismissive and left. Vanda comes in, checks out our room, and explains she has been trying to call the front desk. Just then the phone rings and she is yelling this whole string of angry Italian into the phone. The only thing I understood was, “Pronto,” which she repeated twice and rather loudly. She then turns to Danny and I and says to us in her British accent, “Oh my God! What if that was an American?” Turns out it was an American. It was Christie who just hung up on her thinking she had dialed the wrong number. Anyway, after that Vanda saved the day. She went downstairs and we ended up with a new room. The jerk even helped us move our luggage after Vanda finished with him! We had just enough time to change clothes and go to dinner.

Dinner was wonderful and consisted of bean & pasta soup and veal & potatoes. The dessert was phenomenal. It was an original dessert that demanded presentation. They turned the lights down and strode through the entire room with this parfait dessert in the shape of Mt. Vesuvius with sparklers and fire coming out the top. It was quite a show and very delicious. We strolled through the streets of Montecatini after dinner, much as the natives do. They were strolling about the squares and markets, sitting on benches and sidewalk cafes, and walking the sidewalks. We found a little carnival area where we played air hockey, saw a beautiful carousel just sitting past the square and took a couple of pictures in front of a fountain. This is an amazing little town. People were out everywhere. In the square, we sat around a few minutes just enjoying the atmosphere and taking in all we could, then headed for the hotel. Although it started badly, I’ve rally enjoyed the evening and think this little town with all its restaurants, hotels, and charm is splendid. Tomorrow Venice.

Friday, June 24, 2005 10:00 pm

Mi amore Venezia! It’s fabulous! We drove for about 4 hours and arrived on the islands via a water taxi. The whole city is built with wooden pikes driven into the ground. The first Venetians built here to escape the barbarians. Today, the only way to get there is still by boat. Once we arrived, we grabbed lunch at McDonalds, which was a welcomed sight. We met with our tour guide, Sergio, and were rushed through a little of Venice. We used the Whisper audio systems, which have been a neat way to hear important information throughout our tours. Saint Mark’s Basilica is an amazing structure with gold everywhere, phenomenal mosaics, St. Mark’s tomb, and uneven floors because of the settling of the bottom of the ocean. St. Mark’s has more of a Greek and Asian influence, but the Venetians knew they couldn’t compete with the grand size of the other cathedrals. Instead, they decided to compete with the splendor. The mosaics use precious and semi-precious stones and more gold than can be imagined.

St. Mark’s Square, Atlas, the Bell Tower, and a glass blower’s demonstration rounded out our tour. It’s amazing what he was able to do with the glass, but more impressive were his clothes. Why would that man go out in public with clothes that don’t fit? I feel Vanda would say, “Bless him,” in this instance. The Venetians are known for their Morano glass, hand-made lace, and their carnival masks. We picked up a mask and some lace. After the tour, we were free to roam and shop until 4:30. The Bridge of Sighs is a local sight associated with a couple of legends. It connects Dogge’s Palace with the prison. One legend involves Casanova and the sighs of all the disappointed wives and lovers while he was imprisoned. The other legend is that the sighs of the prisoners and their wives and/or lovers could be heard as the prisoner went to face his death. At 4:30 we met to go on our gondola serenade through the canals of Venice. The accordion player was hilarious and played Let it Be and Staying Alive. After the gondola ride, we strolled through the streets a little more, ate snacks at a sidewalk café (carefully avoiding the blasted pigeons), listened to the orchestra playing, and soaked in our last minutes of this wonderful, unique city. Today was not the hustle and bustle of a big city. There were no cars or motorcycles trying to kill us. We were able to just wander aimlessly down one narrow street after another. People would have steps at the water to park their boats instead of driveways to park their cars. As we walked back to the waterfront there were people in masquerade costumes who stood like statues. I hope the pictures turn out okay – I’ve been snapping away. It was an amazing experience. Each day is wonderful and each place we visit is so unique. I am really overwhelmed with all we’ve experienced. I am feeling the day and the non-stop schedule we’ve had the last several days. Tomorrow we have a long drive to Lucerne, Switzerland. Hopefully, we will be able to rest on the bus. But at this time tomorrow – I’ll be looking at the Alps.

Saturday, June 25, 2005 8:00 am
We are on the way to Switzerland. There are a few things I want to ramble on about as we travel. Yesterday, we saw the Adriatic Sea, which feeds the area around Venice along with several rivers. We crossed the Po, the Tiber, and another river I can’t remember. We stayed in a little town outside of Venice last night. It has statues and art everywhere. The corridor twisted and turned, with sitting areas thrown in at various places. We passed through the Apennine Mountains yesterday, which were beautiful. There’s quite a bit of farmland around with corn, tobacco, olive trees, apricot trees, and rice. Besides the Asian countries, Italy produces more rice than anywhere else. Other additions to the amazing landscape were nurseries, many of which are family run. One was owned by a rose specialist and was absolutely gorgeous. We passed through or near many cities and learned interesting facts and/or legends. Parma is where true Parmesan cheese comes from and it is made from goat milk. Also, it is where the violin was created (by someone whose name I can’t remember) and perfected by Stradivarius. Cremona is where true mozzarella comes from and is made from water buffalo milk. We passed through the town where St. Anthony ended up. He was from Portugal and wandered around for a while trying to bring religion to the heathens. At one point they were not listening to his preaching and he said, “If you won’t listen, I’ll preach to the fish.” He then turned toward the sea and starter preaching. Row upon row of fish stuck their heads up and began to listen. The people of the fishing village felt that since the fish were listening to him he had something worth hearing. Because of his mission of trying to save lost souls and restore lost faith, he became the finder of lost things. Now it is more along the lines of keys, gloves, etc. Also parts of him are on display. For some reason, which I can’t remember, they opened his tomb and found his tongue, mouth area, and vocal chords still intact. They say it is because he is so pure in thought and speech. Now, once a year, they celebrate him and drag his bits and pieces out and parade them around town. How utterly bazaar! We learned the upper-class Venetians had summer villas for the months of July and August. It was too hot and humid for them to stay on the islands. So they had their things shipped to the mainland. Today, as we left our hotel, we were able to see some of these splendid villas. It was neat to see how every home (even the smaller ones) had shutters on the windows. They were not just decorative either. I guess it was (is) to fight the heat and mosquitos.

We just left another of the service areas, (rest stops) which was our last stop in Italy. The service areas have the squirreliest set-up. You find what you want at the counter, go to the cashier, and stand in line to pay for it. Then you go back to the counter to pick it up. If they were to do it cafeteria style it would be so much less Italian. We passed Brescia, where Beretta handguns are made. We’ve had a history lesson on funeral practices. Most Italians do not bury their dead, but entomb instead. Because they are running out of room, the government is now paying for them to cremate their loved ones. The Italians place a picture and eternal flame where their dead are stored. In Naples, the funeral is quite elaborate. They have a black funeral carriage with black horses which have large plumes. The family walks behind the carriage and everyone who sees the funeral passing stops and gives the sign of the cross. They then bury them for one year, bring them back up, pray, and cleanse them. They place them in a non-permanent dove-coat for a year, repeat the cleansing and praying, and then put them in a permanent dove-coat. Can you imagine? That is just nuts.

We passed through Milan, which is a huge business city with many factories. Fashion shows are held here and Da Vinci’s The Last Supper is here. However, you would have to have a reservation at least a year in advance to view it. They are building Milan II just for residences because there are so many people who work in Milan, but they are running out of room for homes. We also passed Lake Como in Italy and crossed into Switzerland at Chiasso. We are at Lake Lugano where, even though it is in the Alps, it never freezes. There are tropical flowers and palm trees along with the beauty of the Alps. It’s amazing to see the infamous Swiss banks. We were able to walk around a bit and saw some antique shops and art galleries. We ate at Burger King for a quick lunch so we could walk along the lake. It was nice to not have to worry about being killed by a crazy Italian driver. Vanda explained the Swiss always follow the laws and take care of their own. There’s no unemployment because they feel everyone can contribute something and are paid a decent wage for it. No unemployment means no crime because there’s no poverty. They leave their bikes unchained and everything. They will not do menial work like wait tables. They allow foreigners to do the jobs they don’t want and only let you live here if you have money. It is very clean and everything is well-manicured. That’s just how the Swiss are.

While waiting for Domenico, a storm blew in from nowhere and we had barely made it onto the coach when the heavens opened up. I’m kind of glad it rained because we got a view of Switzerland and her Alps that not everyone sees. The rain created waterfalls all over the mountains. We made it through the frightening switchbacks of St. Gottard’s Pass and made a pit stop. We saw and heard the cows with their bells on the mountains. The men’s restroom was weird, with just holes in the floor. Dave (of lost luggage fame) showed it to us and said he didn’t think he was backwards enough to use that one. I made some comment about being a baby and told him to use the women’s restroom, which he did. This was quite a change because we’ve used the men’s restrooms in several circumstances.

We traveled through the longest road tunnel (10 ½ miles) in the world. It seemed most of our travel through the Alps wasn’t actually road, but one long bridge. While at St. Gottard’s we were able to see snow on the mountain. Past a certain elevation there is a permanent snow cap. It was still storming at our rest stop and lightning struck a flag pole near where many of us were standing. I felt a weird static and my hair stood straight up. It was crazy! We saw azaleas still in bloom and learned there are not trees past 4500 feet. The air and water are fresh here because there are not many factories, but there are a lot of dairy farms. The Swiss are known for their chocolate, water, knives, and timepieces. The chocolate is awesome because the cows graze the mountains where there’s little pollution. The grass is unpolluted. The cow’s milk is unpolluted. This makes for some amazing chocolate.

We’ve arrived in the German-speaking Swiss town, Lucerne. We checked in quickly and ran back down for a walking tour. There is a HUGE festival going on to celebrate summer and raise money for the less fortunate. It’s a big deal around here with a parade and everything. There is period dress which varies greatly – from medieval to nerdy (with knickers and beanies). On our walking tour, we began at the Lion Monument. It is heartbreaking. It’s carved out of a rock in the mountain with a little park area around it. It is dedicated to the Swiss Guards who were killed defending King Louis XVI. They were ordered to lay down their arms, which they did. However, they were sworn to protect the king and they did . . . while he ran out the back door. To add to the history a bit though, the sculptor did not get paid the full amount from the Swiss government and he went back to make a few alterations. It now looks like the lion is in the belly of a pig. The wooden bridge which leads to the Jesuit Church is near our hotel and leads us to the center of the city. We came back to the hotel for dinner, which sucked. We had fish, but you could not read the menu so you had no idea what it was until it arrived. When I saw it was fish, I did not take a plate from the server. Evidently this was a big deal because the barely English-speaking Asian woman (remember this job is beneath the Swiss) who’s the manager, comes out to try to talk to me. I tried to explain it was not a big deal. In the end, I ate crappy spaghetti, but avoided an international incident. I sure miss the Italian meals, but the dessert was a streudel which was pretty good. Vanda warned us about the food saying, “It will keep you alive, but barely.”

After dinner, we went back out to enjoy the festival. People were everywhere, music was everywhere. You turn corner after corner and get a new surprise. It’s just amazing what timing we’ve had on this trip. The festival had a lot of music, which was mostly American. It was weird to hear the introduction and not understand a word. Then they break loose with Bryan Adams, The Beach Boys, The Eagles, Journey, etc. It seems some folks had a bit too much fun. They were falling down drunk in the streets or being carried by some friends who could barely walk themselves. Again this was a unique view of Switzerland. Beer bottles thrown on the ground, music, food, drunken German-speaking Swiss – what an experience. We sat by the lake and watched the people and the swans for a while. We told a few ghost stories and talked about the legends associated with Mt. Pilatus. Tomorrow – a close-up view of the Alps.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Yeah! We got to sleep an extra hour. The breakfast was better than I thought it would be after last night’s fiasco. While traveling to Mount Pilatus, we noticed the streets were completely clean. Thousands of people and tons of trash just a few hours earlier, is now gone and the whole town is squeaky clean again. This just amazed me. There is a legend that says dragons live on Mt. Pilatus along with the ghost of Pilate. However, we did not see either. We did see a flock of alphorn blowers and a pair of flag throwers. It was all very impressive. To get to an elevation of 7,000 feet, we had to ride a cable car that would hold 4 people. I couldn’t believe the view and the natural beauty that surrounded us. We then got on a group cable car that was supposed to hold 41, but I’m convinced had 102 people on it. Yikes, I like the people I’m traveling with, but this was too close for comfort. Dave (who still doesn’t have his luggage, but we do have a pool going) said, “I usually by a girl a drink before I get this close.” I made some smart remark back and we finally found our way through the 300 people (okay, maybe I’m exaggerating a little) and were out on the observation level. There were Coca-Cola lounge chairs and steps to higher vantage points. We climbed up and there are no words to describe the view that was before us. It’s the kind of view that makes you want to cry because you know God’s work is all around you. We were able to take in part of a church service on top of the mountain, which included several alphorn blowers. They played three or four songs and then we wandered around the gift shop. I bought a Swiss watch and then we traveled by cog train down the other side of the Alps. On the way up we saw huge trees, lakes, pasture land, and cows. On the way down was a very different view of the Alps. We then traveled by coach back to town and hopped off. We walked to what looked like a hole-in-the-wall, but turned out to be a restaurant. It was a bit cramped, but it was nice inside. It was larger than it looked with two huge rooms to seat people. This was a folk lore lunch in a family-owned business. All of them played multiple instruments including dulcimer, spoons, piano, alphorn, and broom, very unique. They allowed different people from the audience to try the alphorn. Lee from Texas was chosen and did a pretty good job. All the others did not have such an easy time. The lady on stage gave introductions in English and German. The English version always started, “And now ladies and gentlemen we will . . .,” with a very heavy German accent. The meal was bad, but it didn’t matter much anyway. I was pulled up on stage to YODEL in SWITZERLAND in front of two rooms full of people. I knew I was going to be picked because while she was singing, she was looking around the room and looked me right in the eye. When the song stopped, I looked down hoping that avoiding eye contact would be enough to keep me off stage. No such luck. I didn’t want to be the only pud to not go on stage. So far, everyone picked had gone on stage. I thought, “Oh well, I won’t ever see these people again anyway.” So I went and we began by all yodeling together. Then came the kicker – I yodeled solo. I think I did alright, but I don’t think the Swiss are going to be asking me to cut a yodeling record anytime soon. Dave and Mike from our tour group were also chosen. We laughed and had a great time. We clapped along with each solo yodeler to offer encouragement. The lady did not understand personal space. As our turn arrived, we all went forward for our solo and immediately started backing away from her. After all the masterful solos, a huge (bigger than my head and 6 inches deep) cup of beer came up on stage. We all could drink as much as we wanted. I was the second one to drink (thank God). They did wipe it off after each drink, but I was still happy to be early in the line-up. I took a drink and thought I would croak. It was so heavy it felt like syrup going down. Yuck! Mike from Kentucky was able to handle it better than the rest of us. I left the stage and ate my dessert (my entrée, thankfully, had been disposed of).

We returned to our hotel and took a nap and a shower. We left the hotel for Giswil and our horse-drawn carriage ride. It is a family-operated business with a man, his son and grandson, and his wife. She served us homemade pastries and fresh cheese, along with homemade apple juice, at a chalet from the 1600’s. It was amazing. Peter was our driver and his English was broken, but he tried hard to communicate with us and make sure we understood the history of the area. He was very gentle with the horses and I loved to hear him soothing and directing them in this softer version of German. In the chalet we explored and put a pin in the map to indicate where we were from. As we rode back toward the coach, we saw a small family-owned cheese factory (which just looked like a smoke house) and the village school (which was pretty good size and looked a lot like our schools). Domenico traveled on the horses with us and we all just had the best time. The laid back, beautiful scenery of Switzerland had rejuvenated us. We laughed a lot and clapped a lot. We were once again dropped off in town and, because of my past experience with Swiss food, we went to McDonald’s. We walked around in a sort of underground mall. Almost all the shops were closed because it was Sunday. We found one that was open and Danny went there to get a Swiss Army knife. We bought one for Donnie, Dad, and Danny’s dad as well. Tomorrow – Paris.

Monday, June 27, 2005

There is still no word on Dave’s luggage, but he seems to be having better luck at finding clothes now that we are out of Italy. After a wake-up call at 6:00, breakfast at 6:30, and leaving about 7:30, we are on our way. In Lucerne, it was strange to hear and see the German language everywhere. Also, it amazes me how many people are at least bi-lingual in the countries we’ve visited. I am very thankful they have learned our language. I might stand a chance with Italian and French, but with German I was completely lost.

While going up Mt. Pilatus, the silence was amazing. You heard cow bells and birds singing, but not much else. Flowers, which are not found anywhere else in the world, were also part of the view at Mt. Pilatus. Christie, Joe, Danny, and I had an ongoing joke about the SNL skit with Christopher Walken and Will Ferrell. “I just gotta have more cow bell!” We crossed the Rhine River, whose fish (all of them) were killed by the pharmaceutical chemicals being dumped. They’ve reintroduced Salmon and are hoping for the best. The company was heavily fined for the pollution, thankfully. When we passed the border into France, there was absolutely no one there to man the station. Something else I’ve learned is that the British use Mr. and Mrs. Bloggs like we use Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

We are just about 1 ½ to 2 hours from Paris now. We have passed the beautiful countryside with wheat, vineyards, hills, and farms. We stopped and had lunch at one of the service areas. I had French fries in France. How cool! We’ve paid for our optional excursions and slept on the coach today. I am happy to leave the Hotel Astoria. It was small and stark and you had to transfer elevators to get anywhere. The bed was weird too. You had to practically make your own bed because of this down comforter thing that they piled on your bed. I hope the hotel in Paris is better.

We made it to Paris and we got our first glimpse of the Eiffel Tower from the coach. Our hotel is nice enough, but small. We had singles again. I moved the whole room around to put the beds together. The hotel itself is huge. We waited for our luggage so we could change shoes. Joe and Christie went out on their own. Once we had our tennis shoes, Danny and I traveled by Metro (subway) to the Louvre. We asked a lady at the metro which line took us to the Louvre and she said, “Do you speak French?” After our no she replied, “Then I don’t speak English.” What a witch! She didn’t even have an accent. However, she was having some gender identity issues. We had a quick lunch on the way, came across Notre Dame, and snapped a few pictures. Once we arrived at the Louvre, we discovered it was closed. We did get to go under the glass pyramids and inside the lobby. We hopped back on the metro to the hotel. Tomorrow the Eiffel Tower!

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 9:00 pm

Today started at 6:30. We had breakfast at 7:30 and were supposed to leave at 8:00. It was moved to 8:30 because of the late night some of the people had and still there were several people late. We finally moved out at almost 9:00. We saw a lot on our drive to the Eiffel Tower. We were not allowed to stop because it is illegal for buses to stop in Paris (What do you expect? They’re French). We love Domenico and do not want him to receive a fine, so we looked from the coach.
While driving around, we saw the prison where Marie Antoinette was held the last few days of her life. Her ten year old son was in the first prison with her, but he died there. Even though she and Louis XVI had 4 children, he had no male descendants to take over the thrown. Only 1 daughter survived. We saw the square where Marie Antoinette was beheaded and very near there, the square where Louis XVI was beheaded. Louis XIV did not like Paris. His father, the king, died when he was five. Since he was so young, his mother, Ann of Austria, and her appointed minister, Mazarin of Italy, ruled for him until he was 24. This did not sit well with the Parisians. Louis was the king and they wanted to rid themselves of him, his mother, and her minister. They tried to kill him several times, which, of course, created mistrust and dislike. That’s why he built the palace in Versailles, where his father had a hunting lodge.

After a dinner invitation to one of his minister’s homes, he became jealous of its lavishness. He realized the minister had stolen state funds and was arrested. He set out to build a grand palace, but he kept the hunting lodge for sentimental reasons. The irony of that is – it is rumored that Louis XIII was not even his father. His mother had a long-term affair with Mazarin (her appointed minister) and Louis XIV is rumored to be the result of that affair. Anyway, Louis XIV saw himself as the sun, which was believed to be the center of the universe at the time. His symbol is seen everywhere in the palace and the drives are like rays of sun to the palace. He did not want to live where the previous royalty had lived. The Louvre had been built for someone else and was not good enough for him. Today the Louvre is the largest museum in the world and is home to the Mona Lisa. During the reign of the Louises, royalty, as well as ministers and government officials, lived at Versailles. People still live in the buildings surrounding Versailles. Louis XIV did not want people living behind him (remember he had trust issues), so he had the town in the front and the gardens behind the palace. The Sun King decreed that no building in Versailles would be taller than the palace because no one was more important than the king. He did allow the chapel to be taller because God was a little more important than the king.

Versailles was stormed by the people of France during the French Revolution. The people were starving and all the money was held by a very small percentage of the aristocracy. It resulted in the temporary end to the monarchy (death of Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI) and the establishment of the first republic. The Treaty of Versailles was signed in the Hall of Mirrors at the end of World War I. It has 17 windows facing 17 mirrors. Each room has an elaborate ceiling with a Greek or Roman god. Louis XIV, of course, identified himself with Apollo, the sun god. Bernini (from Trevi fountain fame) made a statue of Louis XIV, which he hated and put far, far away at the end of the gardens. We saw the most famous painting of Louis XIV in his bedroom. All the French history books have it in it. It shows off his legs, which he was very proud of. He took dance lessons and showed them (and his legs) off every chance he got. We saw Marie Antoinette’s bedroom, where she gave birth to her four children. She had to do so in a room full of people as witnesses to make sure there was no baby switching. She had ostrich feathers representing her and a beautiful silk flower print on the walls. There was a door connecting her room to the king’s, but she was never allowed to go to him. During this time, cleanliness was not very important. As a matter of fact, the French invented perfume to cover the stench of their body odor. They believed the dirt kept out disease. The palace had only three bathrooms, but had urns set up behind strategically placed trees on the inside of the palace for the people to use. Can you imagine how awful it must have smelled? No air conditioning, no bathrooms, no showers – Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! I think some of the French still believe in the no shower thing ?. Louis XIV lived into his 70’s and we saw the bedroom where his body was laid out for the people to see.

The gardens around the palace have fountains everywhere with lakes, flowers, walkways, and shrubs. It is really beautiful. Earlier in the day, we saw the prettiest bridge in Paris, across the River Seine. It has two columns with statues at either end and various decorations across it. We drove through the tunnel where Princess Diana was killed at the 13th pillar. We saw Les Invalides (built as a veterans hospital), which is where Napoleon is buried. We learned he was crowned at Notre Dame, but he was not crowned by the pope, as kings past. He said he had the people to thank not God and took the crown from the pope and crowned himself. He then crowned his wife, Josephine. We all know how that turned out for him. We saw an obelisk, which was a gift from Egypt to Paris. It is about 3,300 years old. In Europe, they use a comma where we use a decimal and a decimal where we use a comma. In Europe $4,257.99 is written €4.257,99. It’s the strangest thing. We saw the hotel where Michael Jackson stays when he comes to Paris. We also saw Maxims, a lavish restaurant owned by Pierre Cardin. We saw the Arc de Triumph, the miniature Statue of Liberty, and the statue of Dirty Henry VIII. It is said he had lice under his arms, even. No wonder his wife wasn’t faithful.

We unloaded the bus near the Paris Opera House and ate lunch. We had Pizza Hut, which was awesome. I was wished Bon Appetite in Paris. That is so cool. The best part of the day came before noon. We went up the Eiffel Tower. It was amazing! We rode an elevator to the second floor, which is not like a normal second floor. You were able to see forever. I can’t believe I have been up the Eiffel Tower. It was erected for a world exhibition. They have a special color called Eiffel brown and it is repainted every few years. They tried other colors, but decided the Eiffel brown was the only way to go. The tower was designed by a man who like the science of building and built the tower with the thought it would be used for science experiments (and it has been). Our tour guide Katrine, told us that several people have committed suicide from the tower. One lady jumped from the first floor and landed on a taxi. The driver went every day to see her at the hospital and she fell for him. Get it? She fell for him? Yeah, we groaned too. Katrine even knew it was bad and apologized for subjecting us to the terrible story. At the Eiffel Tower we bought some stamps and sent some post cards from the post office that is located in the tower. It has its own post office. We walked down the more than 700 steps from the 2nd floor and loaded the bus.

In Paris, we’ve gotten an eyeful. The windows are open a lot because evidently people don’t believe in air conditioning. Today we walked by an office with all the windows open and all the people just pecking away at their computers. It was almost 100 degrees today. I could not live like this! Anyway, it seems they are not modest and do not care who sees what. I’m just going to leave it at that. Also, they must not believe in 2 liters. The biggest we’ve found is a 1.5 liter. They use Celcius for temperature, military time, commas for decimals, and they don’t have the metric system or air conditioning. Boy do I feel like we are in an alien land. Danny and I ordered Royals with cheese (just like in Pulp Fiction) because they don’t call them Quarter Pounders. After Versailles and the crazy heat, we came back to the hotel. Later we ate at KFC. The sides are very different – no mashed potatoes with gravy and coleslaw with a biscuit. They serve French Fries with everything here. After KFC, we walked around the corner to a little bakery and bought a pastry, which was delicious. While roaming around Paris, we traveled the Boulevard de Saint Germain, which is the street where Johnny Depp lives. Very cool. We came back to the hotel because it was sprinkling some. It is still light outside and it’s 9:48 pm. I don’t think I would like the very short days they have in the winter. They seem short enough back home. Tomorrow, we are on a fast train to London.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005 8:45 pm (London time)
Today has been a pretty laid-back day. We left the hotel and headed for the Eurostar station. Along the way, we exchanged addresses and read Vanda’s poem. Dave got up and said a few words about the support he received from all of us and his wife, Randi. She sang a song, Help me, Vanda to the tune of Help me, Rhonda. We passed the Moroccan district and their market. They had a little bit of everything. The districts start in the center and move out in circles like a snail. At the place where we unload our luggage, I hugged Domenico goodbye. He had to go to Frankfurt for another tour. A car was coming my way and he pulled me out of the way, probably saving me from being run over by a crazy Parisian. We had to “move a bit sharpish” to board the train because we were running a little behind. The traffic was crazy and Vanda was not sure how long the transfer and inspection of luggage would take. We practically ran the whole way and boarded the Eurostar. All this sharpish moving was for naught. We stayed put for an hour because of technical difficulties and finally changed trains. The Eurostar travels 185 mph through the Chunnel, under the English Channel, and through the beautiful countryside of jolly old England. We finally made it to Waterloo International, took a group shot, and then made our way to the bus. We had to have our passports out at the London station, even though we had gone through 2 passport checks at the Paris station (How ironic - there wasn’t anyone at the border when we entered France, but to exit we showed our passports twice. These people are insane!) A guy in front of us was pulled to the side and had to show his passport, but we were not stopped.

We were not able to shop like we had planned. The shortcut to Harrod’s through Hyde Park was fenced off for an upcoming concert, Live 8. There are 200,000 tickets for sale to Saturday’s concert. It will be cool to catch some of it on TV. We checked into our hotel, hugged Vanda goodbye, and went for something to eat. Vanda said we were one of her favorite groups. We were a friendly bunch and that’s not always the case. In fact, she said her last group did not talk to her or to each other. They came miserable. They left miserable. I don’t understand that at all. We have all become very close and we look out for each other. We are mixed and mingled all the time and it would be awful to sit there in silence. Besides, I’m genuinely curious about the people, where they live, what they do, etc. It was sad saying goodbye to Vanda and I know it will be different to board the plane without my other 40 travel buddies. She wished us all a safe flight and we headed out for something to eat.

We ate at an English Pub at Vanda’s suggestion. It was more like a restaurant, but without the high prices Vanda said we would find. We got some pounds from an ATM, which made our third type of currency. We’ve also experienced three different languages (besides English) and it is nice to be able to understand the menus and signs. The driving on the wrong side thing is blowing my mind. We even loaded the bus from the wrong side. They do have suggestions on the streets at crosswalks: LOOK LEFT or LOOK RIGHT. We traveled around quite a bit today in Oxford Park, which is the shopping district. Our hotel is located near there and the Marble Arch. We saw a lot of Muslims while walking around. I think one of their churches is around here close. They were smoking something out of an elaborate urn-looking thing. While riding through London to our hotel, we saw the Millennium Wheel (or ferris wheel build for the millennium celebration). It is also called the London Eye and takes thirty minutes to make a full rotation and there is very little sensation of movement. The pods are even rented out for weddings. We also saw Big Ben, the grounds of Buckingham Palace, the Tower of London, an animal statue (dedicated to the animals who sacrificed during wars), and Parliament.

The hotel is huge and very art deco. It’s the nicest room we’ve had. It had great linens, a large bathroom with a shower and a tub, an iron and ironing board, and washcloths. It’s the only one that’s had washcloths. I still can’t get used to the light switches. They are different everywhere we’ve stayed. Also, no two toilets or sinks have worked the same way anywhere in Europe. Something else that is different is the restrooms are found downstairs from the main floor in many cases. They are sometimes upstairs, but very rarely on the main floor. What we refer to as the first floor is 0 here in Europe. It took us a couple of elevator rides to commit that to memory. While wandering around this afternoon, I found that London is a city with CHARACTER. I love it. I love the crowds and the accent. I love the red phone booths, the old-fashioned black taxis, and the double-decker buses. I love the architecture and the parks, the monuments and history. It is an amazing city and I can’t wait to explore more of it tomorrow. Tomorrow night – Phantom of the Opera! ?

Thursday, June 30, 2005
We were up at 7:00, eating at 7:30, and leaving at about 8:00. Today was our tour of London. We really took a lot in and I hope I remember most of it. We passed Notting Hill and Hyde Park. The fountain in Hyde Park is seen in the movie Bridget Jones’s Diary. We saw where the Roman walls used to be. Where the gates of the city were, is marked with a dragon, the symbol of London. We saw the Prince Albert Memorial, which was 22k gold leaf. He was Queen Victoria’s husband. We saw where JFK lived while his father was an ambassador. The Wellington Arch represents Wellington defeating Napoleon and France at Waterloo. The theater district is called Piccadilly Circus (circus means circle). Her Majesty’s Theater is here, where we’ll see Phantom tonight. There is an Eros (Cupid) Statue here which is a meeting place for people and has been since WWI. Trafalgar Square commemorates Nelson’s naval victory over Napoleon. He was not buried at sea like most navy men. Instead, since he was short enough, they were able to fit him in a whiskey barrel. He was essentially pickled for transport. We passed by the courts and learned the judges and barristers still wear wigs and royal coats. The old London is referred to by Londoners as The Square Mile.

At St. Paul’s Cathedral, we unloaded the bus and got to explore. It was designed by Christopher Wren who did not use stained glass in his designs. It is the 2nd largest cathedral in Europe, behind St. Peter’s. The cathedral was damaged twice: first by the great fire of London and then by bombs during WWII. During WWII, the people endured 90 straight nights of heavy bombing. They sought shelter in the cathedral. Night after night it remained unscathed as more and more of the city was destroyed around them. The people of London felt that if the cathedral could stand, they could stand. This cathedral on the hill gave them hope. It continued to withstand through the heavy bombing, but later the east wing (behind the dome) was badly damaged. Instead of building it back exactly as it was, they built a memorial to the Americans who lost their lives on English soil during WWII. It is a beautiful chapel and the only place in the cathedral with stained glass. There are 2 crossed swords upon entrance and an eagle watching over the 28,000 names in the book. It was truly an awesome experience to be able to see it first hand. This is the cathedral where Charles and Diana were married, where Churchill’s funeral was held, and where the Duke of Wellington is encrypted. There is an amazing area (all wood) for the choir. There’s also a whisper circle just like the one in the Capitol in Washington, DC. Saint Paul was never in London, but was adopted as their patron saint. After the great fire of 1666, the king said all buildings must be built of something besides wood. There are only 2 wooden homes that survived and we passed by one of them.

We saw where Toni Blair lives, which officially is 10 Downing Street. However, he actually lives at 11 Downing Street because 10 is too small for all of his family (he has 4 kids). We saw Westminster Abby where coronations and some funerals are held. Chaucer, Dickens, and Newton are entombed here as well. We unloaded the bus and perched ourselves near the parade route for the changing of the guards. There were mounted guards and bobbies (yes they wore the weird little hats). The band came right by us as did the queen’s official cars and carriages. They send these to pick up officials, ambassadors, etc. for meetings with the queen. The guards are on duty for 24 hours – 2 hours on and 4 hours off. It was awesome to see! I can’t believe they go through all this every 24 hours. It rained on and off today, but it never rained really hard while we were out.

We went back to the hotel, grabbed a quick lunch, got a few things ready for tonight, and then left for the Tower of London. The only prisoners who remain at the Tower are the ravens. Legend has it that if they were to ever leave, the Tower would fall and a great disaster would befall England. The Beefeaters were there standing guard. They got their name from the buffetiers, who were in charge of guarding the king’s food. Later, they guarded the king himself and through the years the name evolved. The blue uniform has E.R. on it for Elizabeth Regina (Regina means queen). The Tower of London is built right on the Thames with a moat and several towers, despite what its name indicates. You can see London Bridge from the site, as well as the Tower Bridge. Today, within its walls you find: an armor collection, a small arms collection, a knife collection, the queen’s house, and the crown jewels. You can see the spot where 6 people lost their heads, 3 of which were queens of England, Anne Boleyn among them. Most people were beheaded outside the walls for the public to see. Anne Boleyn paid for a French swordsman to behead her because the English executioners were often drunk and took several tries to hack all the way through.

The Tower was a prison and its prisoners left on a barge for trial. The axe would point away from them as they left to demonstrate their innocence. However, most were found guilty of treason and the ride back to the tower had the axe pointed toward the prisoner. This served to tell the people along the river of the upcoming execution they could witness. William the Conqueror was the first king to live in the Tower of London. King Henry VIII was another famous king to live inside the walls of this fortress. Kind Edward, upon his death, left 2 young sons. Edward and Richard lived inside the walls of the Tower under the care of their Uncle Richard. Before little Edward saw the throne as King of England, he and his little brother came up missing. Their uncle became King Richard III and there was much speculation over the disappearances. There were several people who stood to gain with the two little princes out of the picture. Later, when renovating one of the walls, they found stones that were looser than the rest. They moved them and found the remains of the 2 princes. It is still a mystery who ordered their murders. We climbed the stairs to the White Tower, which was the first tower built. We saw the weapons and armor collection. We rode a moving walkway to get a view of the Crown Jewels.

After the Tower of London, we rushed around and got ready for Phantom of the Opera at Her Majesty’s Theatre. We caught a cab outside our hotel and got our tickets at the box office upon arrival. There were signs everywhere announcing it was sold out, so I am glad Joe ordered ours online. We walked to a nearby restaurant for dinner and then headed to the theatre. Our seats were good and the show was absolutely phenomenal. The effects were unbelievable. The mirror trick and the chandelier started it off right. The phantom would appear in unexpected places and disappear right before our eyes. The candles and gondola were a spectacular part of the whole underground river setting. The costumes were beautiful and there was even an electric guitar in the pit to accompany the rest of the orchestra. After the play, we hailed another taxi. They are really cool and all the official ones look the same. We have packing to do and tomorrow we are back in the good Ol’ U.S. of A.

Friday, July 1, 2005

Our trip home was uneventful and I happy to be back on home soil. We were up at about 4:00 am, ate (or looked at doubtfully) the bag –o- breakfast left for us, and left the hotel for the airport. I don’t think any of us got much sleep last night. We were up pretty late packing and planning for departure. At the airport, we were asked the normal questions: Did anybody give you anything? Are you transporting bombs, money, food, goats? Would you be willing to take a later flight? We answered no to all of the above and were on our way to our gate. We ate breakfast at an airport restaurant, did some last minute shopping, and loaded our plane. We had all slept on the taxi ride to the airport, but that did not stop us from sleeping some more on the plane. This plane was more comfortable than the one we took across the big pond to Europe.

We finally arrived in Atlanta, but it seemed to take forever. We had to get our luggage, go through a customs check, an interrogation, a passport check, a metal detector, a shoe investigation, and then dump our luggage again. I’m not sure what they did to our luggage from that point, but once we finally saw it again it was a bit more beat up. We were not complaining too much though. We did have our luggage and we were on our way. We found Joe and Christie’s car and amazingly enough everything fit into their car, again. We stopped at their house, transferred our luggage to our car, and headed for Clinton. We have made it home and tomorrow we’ll pick Doc up from the kennel.

 

 

 

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